reo-swagwagon:

strategiczergface:

shit

Anime is finally real thank you Ron Paul

reo-swagwagon:

strategiczergface:

shit

Anime is finally real thank you Ron Paul

Baby: H-h
Parent: The baby's first words!
Baby: H-h h-h-h
Parent: House?? Hair???
Baby: H-h-h
Baby: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

daffydthomas:

one gf a day keeps tf away

"Outsiders view the College with indignation, believing its members to be the cause of the cataclysmic, “Great Collapse”, which occurred in 4E 122. The event left Winterhold in ruins - in terms of physical destruction with the vast majority of Winterhold destroyed, the destabilization of its government, economy and social structure.

nichijounetwork:

The President of the United States has just announced that nichijou will be the only aired show on TV until 2016

nichijounetwork:

The President of the United States has just announced that nichijou will be the only aired show on TV until 2016

I love the beatles but not as much as I love eating cardboard with mayonnaise on top !

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

Don’t watch the manga, read the anime.
uberchain:


I am NOT your bitch.

It’s not news that I’m not too fond of token love interests/pin-up bait/overly Photoshopped to be made “more attractive” Femscout where “Fem” is more focused on than “Scout”. But when I think about it, Femscout is probably just as vain as Scout and probably thinks she’s too good-looking to die. 
Which is why I think if she tried hard enough, she could fight you motherfucking tooth and nail to make sure she didn’t die and make sure to prove you wrong if you think otherwise.

uberchain:

I am NOT your bitch.

It’s not news that I’m not too fond of token love interests/pin-up bait/overly Photoshopped to be made “more attractive” Femscout where “Fem” is more focused on than “Scout”. But when I think about it, Femscout is probably just as vain as Scout and probably thinks she’s too good-looking to die. 

Which is why I think if she tried hard enough, she could fight you motherfucking tooth and nail to make sure she didn’t die and make sure to prove you wrong if you think otherwise.

kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth

kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth