cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

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